View Match:  Intro   1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10
This is Layer 9 by Noper      Tools:

Jason Koxvold's Layer 9 Commentary

Day Of Reckoning: Nears

Wallsburger, you sad old sack of shit.

You don't know me. But I've known you for a long time.

Watched as you typed in TextEdit and pasted it into Photoshop. As you nudged layers back and forth. As you deliberated whether to paste as pixels or a smart object. Hovered between opacities of 52 and 55%.

I've got bad news, I'm afraid. I didn't like your ideas. I think you're a poor excuse for a creative and an even worse excuse for a human being. When I look at you I see nothing more than vapor. I see right through your papery skin and drug-addled nonsense.

You're not long for this world.
J. Conunder

Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jason Koxvold.

Tickets | Sked/Archive | Blog | The Crowd | HQ

The Layer Tennis Blog

Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion. jc-12.20

Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4. jc-12.20

Cast your votes on The Championship Match. Both Finalists will receive invitations to play in the post-season tournament for Season Four. jc-12.17

Here's how the voting works. Decide who you'd like to declare as winner and then simply tweet their first name following a hash mark. Either #mig or #noper and, this is important, also include #lyt in that tweet. We'll leave the voting open all weekend and announce our Season Three Champion on Monday. jc-12.12

Subscribe to the LT RSS feed.

From Our Sponsor

Layer Tennis is presented by Adobe® Creative Suite® 5