Wallsburger, you sad old sack of shit.
You don't know me. But I've known you for a long time.
Watched as you typed in TextEdit and pasted it into Photoshop. As you nudged layers back and forth. As you deliberated whether to paste as pixels or a smart object. Hovered between opacities of 52 and 55%.
I've got bad news, I'm afraid. I didn't like your ideas. I think you're a poor excuse for a creative and an even worse excuse for a human being. When I look at you I see nothing more than vapor. I see right through your papery skin and drug-addled nonsense.
You're not long for this world.
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jason Koxvold.
Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion.
Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4.
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