Hambone, my love
You know what I was thinking? Maybe you do. I don't know. I was thinking that maybe you and me should go into business together. Bear with me because I'm going to BLOW YOUR MIND.
Take four cigarettes, bend them, glue them together, and smoke them all at once.
BOOM! Am I right?
Now take that idea and market it. People will see our movie and our lead character will be smoking them all the time. Because he's a role model - you're right, forget that thing about being clumsy, he's not - they'll want to be like him, and we'll be rich! RICH RICH RICH!
The best part being you can use the shape of the product as the logo, which will allow for harmonized communications, and then the second best bit is that if our character is ever in danger he can just throw it, and it's like a shuriken. WHOMP CHING.
Donald Sutherland may be too old for the part, so now I'm thinking maybe Daniel Craig could play the part. Do you think he would be open to this kind of product placement? He can wink whenever he takes a puff.
The kids are going to love it.
Jordan Conundrum
Senior VP, Moneymaking
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jason Koxvold.
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