To love boobs is to love life, and to love life is to hate cancer. It is in that spirit that compulsive Gmail refresher Jennifer Daniel of Brooklyn takes on big-eyed immigrant kid Mike Monteiro of old San Francisco in the match of all matches here at glorious Layer Tennis HQ.
What a pair! In the East, Daniel, fresh from recent triumphs at The New York Times, GOOD, and Latina Magazine, where her "Breast Test" was a much admired feature. (Alas, there is no URL for the latter, perhaps because Jennifer used up all the letters for her website, http://httpcolonforwardslashforwardslashwwwdotjenniferdanieldotcom.com/.)
Facing Daniel from the West, sporting man boobs and an ascot, comes Monteiro, who this very week made a boob of his critics by using Bea Arthur's breasts to launch an impromptu cancer research fundraiser on the Twitters.
Supporting these giants will be you, the viewers. Use the handy rotating breast test illustration banner at the top of the page to give to The American Cancer Society during today's match, then tweet you did with #LYT. You'll be making a difference.
Now, enough jibber jabber. Pop the top on your relaxing beverage, settle back into your favorite cushy chair, and get ready for full frontal Layer Tennis like you've never seen it played. Game on!
Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion.
Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4.
Cast your votes on The Championship Match. Both Finalists will receive invitations to play in the post-season tournament for Season Four.
Here's how the voting works. Decide who you'd like to declare as winner and then simply tweet their first name following a hash mark. Either #mig or #noper and, this is important, also include #lyt in that tweet. We'll leave the voting open all weekend and announce our Season Three Champion on Monday.
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