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Not with a whimper, but a wind. That's how Jennifer Daniel serves her final volley. A wind of change? The wind beneath her wings? The ass wind that is Adam Sandler's trade wind? We cannot tell and do not care. Damn it, Jim, we're layer tennis comment hacks, not art critics.
Zenobia asks, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" The answer, of course, is that Monteiro (whose other hand is busy) and the rest of us will clap for you when you give money to help fight breast cancer. Meditate on that, will you?
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jeffrey Zeldman.
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Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion.
Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4.
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Here's how the voting works. Decide who you'd like to declare as winner and then simply tweet their first name following a hash mark. Either #mig or #noper and, this is important, also include #lyt in that tweet. We'll leave the voting open all weekend and announce our Season Three Champion on Monday.
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