As in-your-face as his opponent's was unsubtle, Monteiro's return is an open kimono of crepuscular nostalgia redolent of schoolyard taunts and the concentric echoing of forgotten laugh-tracks. Howard Cosell and three deceased Beat Poets are responsible for this serve's commentary, which is coming to you live. That you're here to perceive it is a gift, and a temporary one, at that.
So if ductal carcinomas originating from breast tissue, most commonly in the inner lining of milk ducts or the lobules that supply the ducts with milk strikes you as a dirty shame, four out of five surgeons recommend you give generously to The American Cancer Society.
In short, well done, Monteiro! Now back to our regularly scheduled non-sequitors and boob jokes.
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jeffrey Zeldman.
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