Mig, with just the barest glistening shimmer of flop sweat on his upper lip, goes primal on this one.
It's like when a mugger goes after your baby and shakes your baby up and down to see if they've got any cash on them, which in my case is a smart move because I don't like a "bulky" wallet, you know? And yeah, I mean I've seen all the thin alternates and the money clips and such but that's not me, either. I just like feeling light and free, with nothing interrupting my sleek ass-lines, right? So after I get a couple hundo out of the ATM, it goes right in the diaper, safe and sound.
Anyway it's like when you got a baby shaker on your hands, you just go crazy. You revert to a primitive state and starting windmilling your arms and shrieking. And that's what happens when you bring up the dogs vs. cats debate.
Jessica posited that cats sit and ponder the meaning of existence, albeit in their weird, broken English. Dogs, Mig seems to be saying, lack this level of control or thoughtfulness and in fact, are nothing but cute, manic manifestations of pure chaos. They are nonrhyming unreason and thus, the internet made flesh.
Which animal truly represents the internet? Perhaps the remainder of this match will tell us. Or perhaps scrotums will be annihilated. I, for one, wish for the former but pray for the latter.
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Joshua Allen.
Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion.
Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4.
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