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Joshua Allen's Layer 5 Commentary

It’s So Intense

I think I speak for everyone here when I say there's nothing better than knocking back seven tabs of acid with an ice cold Coke Zero, sitting upon a grassy hill, seeing the overlapping rainbows there in the sky (not a double rainbow, mind you — that's as played out as Sleigh Bells) and crying out, in your best LOLCATS voice (which I imagine to be something like Beaker from the Muppets): W! T! F!

Jessica did not deliver the total — and I apologize for the word I'm about to use because it really should not be read until after 5PM — the total scrotum annihilation I was anticipating with, frankly, a kind of feverish glee. But she did, however, create a beautiful and pastoral scene that transcends t-shirt design and moves right up into something my mother would use as her desktop wallpaper, having basically zero idea what it meant. She's not good with computers.

Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Joshua Allen.

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