View Match:  Intro   1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10
This is Layer 7 by Jakob Nylund      Tools:

Joshua Allen's Layer 7 Commentary

It's a Passion Play Just for You

So I'm sitting here thinking about the various A, B, B, A combinations that are possible — and they are legion — when I see this totally abstract, non-representational Spirograph sort of construction from my ex-friend Jakob.

And, weirdly, after gazing at this modern-art nonsense for a few moments, I start to feel certain ... feelings. It doesn't really make sense, because these are just random globs of orange highlighted by random blue spotlights. Nevertheless, I can't deny that these blobs and triangles — clearly the work of a clumsy amateur, no doubt lit up on och mellanol — elicit a stirring in my loins, or what my grandmother called "man's stinking Oslo."

I don't want to elaborate too much, this being a family-friendly production and all, but just to give you a high-level understanding of what this piece does to me: It makes me want ... goddammit, it makes me want a man after midnight!!!

Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Joshua Allen.

Tickets | Sked/Archive | Blog | The Crowd | HQ

The Layer Tennis Blog

Congratulations to Mig Reyes, Layer Tennis Season 3 Champion. jc-12.20

Thanks to all the players, commentators and fans who made Season Three of Layer Tennis a big success. And thanks to the crew at Goodby Silverstein & Partners and all the folks at Adobe Creative Suite for making it possible. Watch this space (or sign up for Season Tickets or follow us on Twitter) for news about some special exhibition matches being planned and about Season 4. jc-12.20

Cast your votes on The Championship Match. Both Finalists will receive invitations to play in the post-season tournament for Season Four. jc-12.17

Here's how the voting works. Decide who you'd like to declare as winner and then simply tweet their first name following a hash mark. Either #mig or #noper and, this is important, also include #lyt in that tweet. We'll leave the voting open all weekend and announce our Season Three Champion on Monday. jc-12.12

Subscribe to the LT RSS feed.

From Our Sponsor

Layer Tennis is presented by Adobe® Creative Suite® 5