No for reals, there's a second sequel to Meatballs and it stars Patrick Dempsey and Shannon Tweed.
I shouldn't even be telling you this because you're probably already turning off the computer and running out to Blockbuster (omg this sentence is so dated) but I feel compelled to share good news with the world, which, by the way, is why I divorced my wife to devote my life to the Internet.
OK so even though I've tried to bury my bias deep within my cheeseburger-clogged heart, I have to admit I've been pulling for Jakob. I know, but it's true! He just seems nicer. But now I'm not so sure. Now he seems to be burying the hatchet (or the +2 Skull Reaver or whatever they use in Scandinavia) with his opponent and trying to unite against the United States of Merica.
I mean, it's cute and all that these Swedes think that Layer Tennis is a democratic institution, with the masses deciding (on Twitter, no less, LOL) who is the victor. But the truth is that the whole thing is about greasing wheels and if the commentator's wheels aren't properly greased (and I'm speaking metaphorically here OR AM I [I'm not]) then you're not taking home the trophy.
So go ahead and attack my nation's terrible healthcare system and dying capitalist foundations. But at the end of the day, I will be the one watching America's Next Top Model while sitting upon a day laborer, and you will be the one losing this game.
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Joshua Allen.
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Oliver Reichenstein of Information Architects in Tokyo submits the final volley (Oops I just accidentally typed "vinyl folly!") Our humble document has clocked over 21,000 miles today, and almost that many layers. Thanks for joining us for this and all our preseason matches. Sign up for free Season Tickets to be the first to find out about our regular season!
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