I just spent about two and a half minutes parsing the lyrics of Jay Z's "Big Pimpin'" looking for something to quote here, but, people, this is a family show.
Masterful reply. Not much to say, except: Simple, bold, and to the point.
Okay, well, one tangent: You know how the newest Nas record was supposed to be a big hit, and Jay promised to back off and play record executive during the release and let his former public enemy rack points, and then he didn't?
Right. So Naz has one final round, and it's not too late. He could come out big and wow us all. After all, he's dating Kelis. Will the milk man shake it up? I am ready to be brought to the yard. And they're like: We shall see.
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Rosecrans Baldwin.
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Tomorrow we continue our series of live, experimental Layer Tennis Exhibitions with a motion graphics match between Matt Smithson and Daniel Oeffinger. As usual, the action starts at 2pm Chicago time. Check the time in your area. What is unusual is that the match won't finish until next Thursday. We'll be posting two layers per weekday. We've always wondered what would happen if we gave a couple artists a lot more time to do each volley and this week we'll find out. Commentary is by Jason Koxvold, who knows a little something about LYT and mo-graf. Jason's Match Preview has been posted and so has the coin-flip.
Naz and Sam Peeling Back the Layers on last Friday's amazing photographic and musical live Layer Tennis Match. No Tennis this week by the way, we'll be back live on the 19th
Layer 10 is up. And that's a wrap! Big thanks to Sam, Naz, Mark, and all the fans. No voting this week, but be sure to sign up for Season Tickets and be the first to get match info and learn how to play in our qualifying matches. Layer Tennis is taking a week off, we'll see you back here on March 19th for our fourth exhibition match.
The coin-flip and Match Preview are up for today's live Photographic Exhibition Match. We're almost set to go. Tweet your comments and include #lyt and then follow the chatter on our Crowd Page. And if you don't have 'em already, sign up for Free Season Tickets for news, contests and maybe even a chance for you to take the court this season.
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